Date: 12/13/2018
By oniclown
It started with my parents, who were getting ready for a cookout with a neighbor I didn’t like. (It’s funny because the neighbor looked a lot like the landlord to my old apartment). Anyway, my parents new how much I hated him so they let me stay inside to watch tv in the living room. As I’m watching tv, I start to feel really unusual. At first, I didn’t know if I was dreaming or not. Heck, I thought i was awake. I began doing my reality checks. I pressed the tip of my fingers together and they felt watery and abnormally smooth. Then I pressed my finger onto the middle of my palm, and when I did, my hands began to light up like a disco ball! I was frightened at first but later, i thought it was really badass!! That’s when I realized I was lucid dreaming! But before I could try anything wacky, the door bell rang. I opened the door to find a one of those in-store Target baskets. Inside of the basket was a Nintendo switch and smash bros ultimate...and a bunch of pirated and fake games lol. (This probably meant my excitement for smash, since I’m waiting for my copy to come in the mail.) after that, I got really curious and started doing some dirty things... I met this really cute cosplayer girl who was impressed by my light up hands and we did some uhh..stuff. We ran away from home together just so we could be alone together. But after a while, I walked back home. As I was walking home, I ran into another girl who lived near me and needed to find her way home. We didn’t really like each other, and everytime I was leading her home, she would yell at me that I’m “going the wrong way” or some shit like that. I get super angry at her and as we got close to home I swung her around like a fucking bat and drop kicked her annoying ass. I ended it off by doing the “🤟” sign with my two hands as I watched them start to light up again.