Sex with Nick Offerman

Date: 3/25/2022

By natassja666

In my first dream I was an actress hired to do a sex scene in a movie with Nick Offerman that I really did not want to do. When he came on set he was automatically extremely bossy and got on the bed and arched his back really far and spread his legs impressively far apart and wS like “this is how I want you to be” when I got on the bed he instantly started going for anal and even one of the film directors (who looked exactly like my husband irl) awkwardly said “you’re going for the wrong hole, that isn’t what she agreed to” I said I was okay with it but I just needed to get ready first and prepare so they all left the rough to give me time and I started to try and escape through a really high up small window before they got back. It was really difficult and stressful and when I got out the world flooded and it was raining really hard. I turned into a villain and discovered that I was the one causing the rain, my face grew really big and square as well. Later in a different dream I was messaging my friend Ariane and we were talking about an upcoming shroom trip we have planned and we both pulled an oracle card regarding it. We both got one with a crab on it (and both have cancer placements, I’m a cancer sun and she’s a cancer moon) The card I got had the most beautiful blue crab I’ve ever seen and I thought it meant that this trip was going to solidify our place as healers in this world even more.