Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 7/7/2021
By miisguiided
Date of dream: March 20th 2019 Okay so it started off I was at the moss wood house (old house I used to live in) and me and all the Roomate’s I’ve lived with we’re living there me. Shania, Bebee & Payton. I was talking to Payton about doing this new makeup tutorial when someone knocks/ rings the doorbell so we all go outside and this random Asian couple with this white ass baby come out of their car that’s parked on our fucking grass, and they’re like “Does so and so live here? Is this their residence?” And shania’s dumb ass had to go and be like “No! But you can wait in our living room!” for whatever reason, so the bitch goes in the living room with the baby and starts hardcore FUCKING WITH MY THERMOSTAT YALL. Trying to make that shit cold as ice!! And apparently in this dream there were two remotes for the thermostat and I got the other one to look and monitor what she was doing and she was fucking that shit up bitch. So I’m like okay whatever I set the thing down and pick up my kitten (yes new baby kitten) and grab a banana to feed me and the kitten (I was sharing) and I look up and see this bitch walking through the HOUSE!! WANDERING THROUGH BEDROOMS AND I WAS SO MAD AT THIS POINT I WAS LIKE NO I DONT LIKE CONFRONTATION ONE OF THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS HOUSE CAN TELL HER TO STOP. And I go to finish feeding my cat the banana and the bitch pops up beside me and scares me so bad I drop the banana. At this point I’m like fuck I get another banana and start feeding the cat while she’s talking to me and the other cat ends up YANKING the banana peel dangling from my hands like it’s a cat toy and I drop that banana too. That’s the first part of the story. Second part I was in a hospital with roger from American dad and he wanted to do some weird transplant thing and I wasn’t with it so he starts chasing me and I start RUNNING FOR MY LIFE. Then I end up grabbing every Rollie chair, table, cabinet, and start rolling away from roger while Bad Reputation by Joan Jett starts playing in the background, finally I get to the cafeteria area and grab another roller cart that’s holding all the plates and start tossing the plates as a diversion but roger catches up to me and MORPHS INTO A FUCKING PLATE, so I was panicking and just picked up Plate-Roger and frisbee chunked his ass as far away as possible and ran outside. I felt like I didn’t have much time and I forgot where I parked so I climbed up this tree to hide from him and some red halo suit guy comes at me with a gun and I’m thinking FUCK ROGER GOT ME. But it turns out it was my friend Cruz and he ended up helping me down the tree and took me to his car so he could drop me off at mine then I woke up!