In the Arms of Stella

Date: 9/19/2020

Background: my friend’s coworker “Stella” at the time had moderate mental disabilities, but never suffered consequences for her actions (example: she used to yell at customers if they asked her to stop talking. 8/28/2018: Stella invited my friends and I over to see a “project” of hers in the middle of Arizona where she “saves” all the deformed/ugly babies after they were abandoned post-childbirth (this also included baby animals). The compassion to save everything was present, but they were all kept in a brick warehouse building and all the kids were in cages, although for whatever reason the human victims weren’t real; they looked like poorly-rendered Pikmin with pale skin. The toddlers did roam free around the building and tried to escape when the doors opened, so my friend “Brad” teamed up with Jake Paul by stealing a G Wagon with a trailer to save all the animals. Then after loading all of them into an attached trailer, Brad superglued ever door shut from the outside with Stella and her deformed army locked away. He taped a picture of my boss’ face to one of the barred windows and set the place on fire with a Molotov cocktail while Jake sped away, rapping racist shit for a music video in the meantime. Apparently Stella’s warehouse was right off the highway to Arizona State University where a bunch of college students not only recognized Jake, but also witnessed a 3-mile long fire. Brad was playing with fluffy dogs in the trailer with Team 10 but as Jake was teasing fans, he rolled down the window and said, “don’t go here, bro” before speeding off to LA. * This dream occurred at least one year prior to the ICE controversy.