Meeting Jack Black

Date: 2/24/2021

I was partying with my old friend Avo and everybody wanted to do some coke. They all pulled out these extremely professional looking typed up papers where they mapped out exactly how much they had done last time so they could try to “safely beat their record” each time. I was telling them that just because they were okay last time, doesn’t mean they can handle more this time but nobody would listen to me. I was feeling extremely worried and concerned about them and how this plan of theirs would eventually end. Watching them do the lines ended up being triggering for me and I found myself wanting one very badly so I forced myself to leave the room and go wait in the entrance for Avo. Later Avo was coming towards me with Jack Black! I was so excited because I’m a hugeeee obsessed fan of his and I assumed Avo was bringing him over to meet me but when they got closer I could tell that Avo was hitting on him and trying to seduce him. “HES MARRIED!!!” I said, and Jack black laughed and shrugged and said “yeah I am!” They were talking really in-depth and I ended up saying “I am a huge fan of yours!!” I told him I was getting a tattoo of him and Kyle Gass, in the art style of post apocalypto but I couldn’t remember the name of the show and he had to say it. 😭 I was so embarrassed and told him my brain must not be working properly because I am so nervous. I told him how much I loved that show and the songs that came with it. He said he was tired and wanted to go to his hotel room and gave Avo a hug goodbye. I asked him very pitifully if I could have a hug as well, and he hesitated and said “I just don’t like giving fans a hug, because everyone who sees it wants one as well.” But then he did hug me and I didn’t want to let go. I thought about asking if I could go with him to his hotel room and we could watch a bizarre movie together or play video games or something, but I stopped myself because I knew he wouldn’t be interested. I was so sad that I’d met my hero and it had gone so poorly but I thought to myself “at least it’s a story to tell” Later I was in Avo’s apartment and we were all cozy in there bed snuggling naked.