The sons of David

Date: 10/2/2017

There is a comedy show on the news called David. He isn't funny at all. He is a rather tall fat guy. But there is a much worse show called "the sons of David." In this show the two sons of David basically talk about serious news stories and laugh at them. One is skinny and the other very fat and looks like a biker. They are watching a news story about a cloud of "cannabis smoke" that is floating across the US. It is apparently very dangerous and a giant, seemingly endless line of army vehicles are following to make sure it doesn't harm anyone. There are also military helicopters following. Suddenly a missile from one of the helicopters hits one of the military trucks and then all helicopters do the same firing missile after missile at the innocent soldiers below. There are some survivors but they are severely injured. Then I see some soldiers trying to crawl away and the "sons of David" are laugh super hard at the whole thing. One man has no legs and only his left arm still attached and is trying to drag his mangled body away from what's left off his truck as to not be killed. He is mostly going in circles and the sons of David find this man especially funny. Next the David and the sons of David make a show together. This is not a news show. David walks into a bedroom and the fat biker looking son is in the corner farthest of the door. He has a small handgun and yells something along the lines of "PORK" before shooting David. David isn't hurt at all and the biker son just falls face first stiff as a board to the ground dead. He wasn't really dead though it was just part of the comedy sketch. The next part is a bit fuzzy but this is what I think happened. The other son doesn't want to die (although his fear isn't about a sketch it's real fear.) and so has created a hole about the size of a twin bed and deep enough for a person to get inside. It is sealed with two large plywood boards painted white. He gets in and also has a handgun. He closes it and holds the gun at the ready so when the boards are taken away he can shoot the people coming for him. Then I believe David is the one who comes for him. David goes into the closet of the bedroom that the biker son was in which is just beside the other door of the bedroom. He then shoots at the son in the hole but again just like the biker he also falls forward face first stiff as a board.