Date: 11/29/2019
By Bingusbongus
I went to the town hall which is in the mall so i could change my gender because it was a law now; also the new ruler of either the world or the us somehow broke the universe and was very bad man, so i discovered that throwing things at certain angles in specific spots would reveal an invisible tear in the universe. Eventually me n my group of wacky cool frends had to hide for our lives cuz government was screwed n they were killin people, i forget the reason. We all crunched into a freezer box n it was terribly uncomfortable since there was like 8-12 frends stackin like tetris to fit in n hide. Some left n got taken. So i just said ‘Fuck the president im gonna kill him’ n tried to wormhole jump since the tears took you to different places. It was just Sneaky Mission N Hoping The Hole Was Where It Actually Was™️. Cuz otherwise y look like an idiot sneakin in the dmv throwing lil bean bags at nothing n people are suspicious as heck. Idk what happened but i remember eventually losing all but 1-2 frends n climbing the stairs of a very high unstable open building kinda like where Goji was at in jsr, so i guess i was close enough to the bad guy before i woke.