Suck a sick dick

Date: 7/31/2019

By bstefanescu

I was at my house with Nicole, Brody, Blane, Renee, Michael, Ashlee, and JoHannah Shull (my 6th grade girlfriend and first kiss). Brody and Blane were playing super smash bros and I was really trying to convince Nicole to play, but no matter what she wouldn’t play unless she could be “Pharaoh.” I was pretty confused because that isn’t even a real character, but for whatever reason I kept pressing in on trying to make her play. Then Michael is changing Baylee in the bathroom and tells me “Go suck a dick” in an Irish accent.