Leo DiCaprio hypnotized me

Date: 2/10/2019

I was browsing through a thrift store when I noticed two girls acting weird-- they were chanting something. I ignored them and got out of the shop and walked down the street. Suddenly, Leo DiCaprio got out of one store, told me something that I forgot, something about being mindful, then snapped my neck. I immediately woke up feeling that my neck is sore and I can't move for a couple of seconds