🤰🇬🇧 🚗 Cindy's Pregnant Car Scam

Date: 5/10/2020

I had just found out my friend Cindy was pregnant so I decided to take a trip to London to get her a birthday gift. I stopped at a hotel after driving all night (because apparently you can drive to London from the US) and went to the gift shop. There's a bunch of weird gifts hung up, most of them either baby, turkey, or mirror themed. I bought her a turkey shaped mirror with a doctor's mask on it that said something about congrats on the baby, then I sat at a bar. There was a band playing in the background and one of my old co-workers was serving drinks and awful grouchy. I got out my laptop and started a zoom call with apparently other work people. About 20 minutes into the zoom call, I thought I turned it off and proceeded to use the camera to pop zits until I realized they could still see me. I ended to call in embarrassment and went back to my room. Somehow I got notified that my friend Cindy was breaking into my car. We quickly made it back to my old apartment where my friend Cindy had her truck pulled up to my car and was working her way inside of it. I ran up to the car and started beating on the hood yelling at her to unlock the doors and she just sat in the driver's seat trying to escape. Then I woke up.