Roundabouts and Missed Opportunities

Date: 12/16/2016

I'm in the back seat of a car. A middle aged man is driving. There is a woman sat in the passenger side talking him slowly through how to navigate a roundabout. I am surprised he needs the assistance as he is an otherwise confident driver. Later at his house I see that he won free roundabout assistance in a promotional tin of corned beef. I'm at the open mic night. I know it's my turn soon but I really need the toilet. I go to the toilet and when I return I see they skipped over me and went to the next performer. I'm not too worried. Time passes and I really want a bath. I have a bath and return to the open mic night to see I missed my turn again. I go home unhappy. At around 4am I decide there may still be time for me to perform so I walk to the venue in my slippers and dressing gown.