Heavy metal

Date: 4/3/2019

A Heavy metal artist known for performing with an erection and no pants. A fan asked how he kept it up, “Hit the top few time and bam it stays”. Fan tried it and it worked. But as it was going up a chunky fountain of smegma began pouring out. Looked like conditioner. Everyone began screaming and running. He then turned to a gigantic squidward and mr.krabs got his claw stuck in the white liquid. “Aw me claw.”