Fried Eggs and Wildebeests on the River

Date: 9/2/2017

Last night I slept at an air bnb in Seattle, Washington. I was on a camping trip, like the one I went on to East Lake. Grandpa and my cousins were there. We were on the edge of a river that ran through the bottom of a canyon. There were red stone cliffs behind us and across the river, and our campsite was on a long stretch of desert. I saw that Grandpa was cooking fried eggs on a skillet and said "Oh! I'll have some!" And Grandpa asked, "Oh yeah? how do you want them?" I said sunny side up, and he took a spoon to throw away the eggs that were already cooking. I was shocked and felt guilty about wasting food. I looked at cousin Ben who looked at me in a "why did you do that" kind of way. I didn't think he would throw away the eggs! I would have eaten any kind! Then, a pair of wildebeests appeared and came crashing through the camp and area around us. There were other people camping along the beach and the wildebeests were crashing through them as they fought each other. They both had black fur, but one wildebeest had blue horns, while the other had green horns. They fought, head butting with their colored horns, and prancing around the wide area. All we could do was watch in fear. Once they started looking pretty beat up, suddenly the blue wildebeest yelled "ow!" Like a person after getting hit in the knee by the green ones horns. Suddenly the way they threw their horns at each other looked limp and strange, like string puppets being controlled somewhere. Eventually two wildebeests stood up on their hind legs and fought more like people dressed in fake sumo wrestler costumes. Then we all saw that they were just a couple of young dudes in costumes. They had holes all over their costume now, where gashes could be seen underneath and even some bloody spots. The blue horned wildebeests was a guy with black emo-ish hair, while the other had dark blonde hair the style Justin Bieber used to have. I thought they must be famous YouTubers. They stopped fighting and looked around at us shocked campers looking scared and nervous. I brought up my iphone to take a picture or a video but I couldn't figure out how to use the buttons on the screen. Other campers also started taking a bunch of pictures of them and suddenly they were a street show performance.