Pageant Carnie

Date: 10/14/2019

There was a girl who took part in a huge national pageant. Her talent was comedy. But in order to keep progressing the judges felt she needed her appearance to be more “comedic” so they shrunk her down to tiny gremlin size so that her rib cage was popping out and she looked like an oversized bat. She was very agile and did cartwheels and hopping all around the way a small monkey would do. A pageant announcer proudly told the audience about how successful she is getting picked up by a carnie in Africa. I couldn’t help but feel bad for the mutilated looking monkey show girl hopping around for attention. Her teeth were really screwed up. The main carnie looked a bit strange too crouching on the ground and eating anything he could find.