In which the Brawny man is hung like a turtle

Date: 4/24/2020

I went on a disappointing field trip, with the GLOW girls I think. My seat buddy definitely had Melrose's vibe. We went to a theme park but had to sit in the bus most of the time. We saw a commercial. It may have been live theater. Unclear. Thesis of the commercial: our corporate mascot is the sexiest corporate mascot. The camera panned down on the Brawny man. He had a V. Nothing about this was tasteful. The camera kept panning down. He had this insane cartoon dong literally bigger than his legs. It was disturbing. A tongue extended from it. It reminded me of, and I deeply apologize for this, the laffy taffy vines from Wreck-it Ralph. It licked the ground.