indoor outdoor

Date: 8/30/2017

I found 1 small pig in a box in a drawer, it must have been there for years. but it was still doing okay, so I let it run around outside and it was frolicking with glee. in the forest on a camping trip, I found this BlackBerry bush that supposedly will give me diarrhoea but I eat a few anyways. there's a store selling music that I suddenly find. it's very well camouflaged. the employee there tries to flirt with me and I fail to understand what she said so it's awkward. her boss gets mad that she isn't doing her duties but she finds a sheet containing a list of her duties and points out that she is permitted to take breaks for mental health reasons. I get a virus on my phone that can read all of my notifications and do evil things. it can also manipulate reality apparently, because I see two fake copies of my dad that don't respond normally