FOMO: space edition

Date: 7/11/2018

My dad worked for nasa. He asked me if I wanted to go to space for 5 years as a part of this experiment. I said yes, but I didn’t know that I’d be trapped in a tiny capsule the size of my body with one window facing earth and orbiting it with NOTHING TO DO for 5 whole years. At the end I came back to earth and I was literally crazy because I’d had nothing to do. Then I realized I had missed out on every important milestone in my life like graduation, prom, going to college, everything. The worst part was that no one remembered me. They’d all forgotten. It was horrible.