Superman at Presidential Rally

Date: 7/11/2016

By Peter Pan

We were at a football stadium where a rally for Presidential candidates was being hosted. Hillary and Trump were there on opposite ends as of it were a match. The field was empty except for a pole in the centre that Superman was tied to. Trump did a demonstration to prove Superman's resilience. He put a black helmet on Superman's head and set it on fire from his control panel in the stands while saying something about '9.6 years!'. When the helmet was removed Superman's face had burnt off but it grew back. Next Hillary did a demonstration. She took a graceful dive off the stands onto the field which was now filled with water. The audience was expecting Superman to catch her before she it the water but he didn't and some people grumbled about that. So he dived into the water, picked her up and then flew away with her out of the stadium. In anticipation of his return some people, myself included, decided to make our way down onto the field, which was no longer filled with water. On the way people were getting distracted by the fruiting kumquat trees growing along the pathways. People were u see the trees collecting lots of fruit and sitting around eating the fruit. I stopped and ate one then carried on down to the field. Down on the field we waited for quite a while and some people in the crowd were saying that he wasn't coming back and I was like 'no here he comes!' and he made a very dramatic landing. Everyone clapped and the people on the field encircled him gradually until I got close enough to him and he reached out and touched me (my hand or face?). The end