Weddings, Roses and Old Navy

Date: 4/2/2019

By Killerkitten

I remember I starting off with loading a black SUV with people, 3 kids in the back, a woman in a wedding dress and Josh Gates in the front. After asking where I was to sit, Josh Gates moved over and I sat next to him. As we were headed to our destination, the woman in the wedding dress, who was driving, was talking about how this was a great idea and how her husband would love this, but the English Rose that was using as a bouquet looked a little worse for wear, and she needed a new one. I told her and Josh that I would find the flower, and jumped out of the SUV, asking the first person I saw if she knew where I could find an English Rose. After she shook her head, Gordon Ramsay comes up to me, asking what's wrong, I tell him the ordeal and he goes "oh no, we've got to find this bloody flower." We head into the nearest building, which is a farmer's market, and asked the people there where we could find an English rose. Only one person could direct us to a place 30 somethings away ( I couldn't tell if they said miles or minutes, because they talking so quietly). So Gordon Ramsay and I take in the direction they pointed, and along the way I called man who apparently my husband who was at the venue, to give him the update of how long we'll be, but the person who picked wasn't him, and wouldn't tell me what happened to him and kept laughing like he did something horrible to my husband. After panicking about my husband for a bit, while looking for the English rose, Gordon and I stumble a department store. Next thing I knew, Gordon was gone and I shopping for clothes with girls I used to be friends with in high school and a few coworkers. When the store didn't have any rompers or jumpsuits we liked, we left and were heading out when I remember there was an Old Navy near the exit. I lead everyone to the Old Navy, telling them to only let me get 3 to 5 things, since that's all I could afford. When we get there, I run up to a rack near the front with underwear on it and a price tag saying "4/$89.80 or 5/$99". I picked up a pair that was a real to gold ombre on the outside, but could be flipped inside out to a side that was black with sequin polka dots, before heading over to get a pair of black shorts that had black sequin trim and writing on them that only showed under black lighting.