Date: 8/3/2017
By ghost-butt-fluff
My three brothers and I were driving along the highway. Suddenly we hear sirens because my brother was speeding, slowly he parks the car "crap, what do we do" my younger brother panicked scared. I saw the officer approaching the car and I warned my oldest brother who was behind the wheel and out of nowhere he grabs protein powder and wiped it across his nose and mouth. When the officer came to the window he saw my brother with white powdered across his face. My brother then repeated a line he saw in South Park "what seems to be the officer problem" and he was arrested and tested for drugs.