Gordon’s Investigation Nightmare

Date: 10/28/2022

Me and my friend went over to my neighbors house and murdered her and then destroyed her entire house. We then we took her pineapple that was growing outside in her yard and then me and my friend went back to a hotel and ate it. The next day we went to the crime scene and cleaned every single piece of evidence from top to bottom and then we went to the Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant and had some apple pie which was really good. We went back to the crime scene where there was my neighbors family gathered around. Me and my friend had to act inocent when the inspector showed up. The inspector ended up being gordon ramasy so me and my friend did little things to make nobody suspicious that it was us who killed the neighbor. I went down stairs to learn that the neighbors grandma just randomly died, so I started to pretend to cry to show eampathy towards the situation. I asked Gordon how old the grandma was and he said 98 so then I hugged him and cried a little more. Then, I looked over and saw the grandma that had just passed away was lying in the bed next to me and she started to move so I started screaming.