Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 12/25/2016
By ColossalBetch1
So I'm working at Victoria's Secret (VS), but it's not the clothing store... It looks like a drugstore but still called VS, idk. Anyway the manager gives me a new job, she hands me a packet of thick fliers and says give these out and say two to one sale. But she was muttering so I thought she told me to say two for one sale (not two to one). And so I went around the mall giving people these fliers and saying two for one sale at VS. Anyway I'm about three quarters of the way through the fliers when I give one to a guy (about 17/18) who's walking around with his little brother (about 10/12) and they're pushing a shopping cart. First I drop a flier and a random guy scoops it up and smoothly passes it to a colleague -since the manager was watching and she fires people when they drop her fliers, so he basically saved my ass. Anyway, so I give the 17/18yr old hottie the flier (don't ask me why coz they were about VS girls bras or something). And he said "thanks", and then I winked at him before leaving. I then ran over to the guy who picked up my flier and basically saved me from getting fired. I was like "omg thank you so much" and he said "no problem, just don't drop another one, you know how she gets" *he points to my manager and waves to her*. While I'm talking with this guy, the 17/18yr old hottie catches up to me and we start flirting. We go back to the VS drugstore thing (where I apparently work with my bestie- you know who you are.) She (my bestie) was stacking something onto shelves and trying to mouth that the manager is pissed. Then the manager fired me because the whole time while handing out the fliers, I've been saying the wrong thing, misleading people and confusing them. So then hot guy and I left to go to another store to laugh at coats (why???). But my mom was there and she noticed that I'm with a guy, so she said hi to him and he said hi back. And then she mouthed to me that he's not too bad looking, I agreed. Next what I remember is that we were walking along a road next to a highway and we were laughing and joking. Then it became darker and we were quite cold so I grabbed his hand, but our hands didn't really link together smoothly because neither of us could really feel them. So I tried to be funny and said "smooth huh?" And he just sighed and said "yeah very". But then it was fine, and we continued walking down the road holding hands with fingers laced together. Then I remember that somehow both our hands were linked and we were still walking and I realised that wouldn't physically be possible so I shivered and it made one of our hands disconnect but the other not. Then it was a little brighter again and he said (somehow I remember his name was Jason?) so Jason said he needed to pee. And I said "so do I!" By this time we were walking next to a small area with bushes and trees, and I was like that's perfect! And so I dragged Jason with me ( we climbed over a huge wheelbarrow) and we ran across the field barefoot, leaving our flip flops outside the fence. (I have no clue why we were wearing flip flops if it was cold but whatever). Then when we got to the trees and thick bushes I said "I won't look if you don't". He said "yep". Then i started to unbutton my pants and he got his phone out to take a picture and started laughing (I still had pants on, they were just unbuttoned so idk what was so funny). Then while he took a pee, a family went by us with a dog. The mother looked at us quizzically and I said "we just really needed to pee and he won't turn around!" Then she looked at Jason like wot dafuq. Their dog came running down the hill with my flip flops, which the dog handed to me, but the dog just snickered at Jason and the family left, leaving his flip flops still up on the hill). Then he finally left me to pee and I was half awake but decided not to take a piss because that would probably mean I'd do it in real life too and like no thanks I have a bathroom for that.