Platypus bat ninja

Date: 5/5/2017

We're bats trying to save my friend kidnapped by bats/platypus, a controller keeps setting more on us and they are ninja masters, one had a banana sword and was destroying me, this takes place in a cave called halls of the dead in the book go big or go home, I then am taught by a traitor bat platypus thing to be good ninja and I fail, also my other friend makes a penis joke about someone being 97% meat and 3% meteorite cuz in that same book a meteorite falls down and a few characters get dangerous microbes and go dormant for a few days, weird ass shit