Date: 10/24/2016
By HadaroMako
I remember when mom got some new paintings for the house. One was a portrait of green hills, yet four of them were small pictures of a blue cartoon cat having sex in different positions. I tried to warn mom about it, but she mistook that the green hills were too dark. I was at high school watching Steve Jobs teach multiple classes at once. I walked through a door on the left and found my culinary class. I was going shopping with mom. She pointed at some produce that she wanted, but I misunderstood and got the wrong one. She redirected me and I got the correct produce, embarrassed. While driving back home, mom wanted me to make more money by bulldozing, so I could take my brothers to an E3 event. I explained to mom that I knew nothing of logistics, and she scolded me. I was about to talk back, but I woke up.