Date: 12/3/2017
By toxxicduck
I was in a small dark room with Dee Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. She had a spider problem and was looking for a dummy spider she had set out to lure the problem spider out so she could kill it. She found the dummy spider hanging from a bunch of colorful ribbons tied to the light fixture on the ceiling. It was black with red spots, a fat body and 8 stumpy legs. When she grabbed it it turned into the real spider and she threw to on the ground. We both screamed and I stomped on it to kill it. It wiggled out from under my foot and suddenly started running around super fast and then began to multiply. It was horrifying! Dee yelled “run!” So I bolted out the door to the room. It led directly outside and I ran like the Flash over hills and up streets, except it FELT like I was running in slow motion with the world zipping by. The spiders were right on my heels. I would look over my shoulder and see the grey mass of them coming at me. I saw a lake in the distance so made for that and jumped in. From the water I watched the spiders walk right on top of it toward me. I continued to run over hills and forests and found myself at a mossy old castle looking place, like one of the forts in Skyrim. I got the “bright” idea to climb on top of it, thinking the spiders wouldn’t be able to get to me. I stood on top of an archway. The spiders run under the arch and into an open courtyard. The first red spotted spider shot a web up the wall and started to climb that toward me. At this point I got sick of being chased by horrifying spiders and realized I was dreaming, and so burned the spiders to death with a flamethrower I magically had. Then I woke up.