Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 1/13/2017
By amandalyle
I was on holiday with a group of friends. Apparently this group had already ruffled some feathers of the villa owners, so we had to be on our best behaviour. I had a flashback of the previous night - chasing a tractor over a muddy field as my friend drunkenly drove it away from the villa. The villa owner - an older lady - soon caught up with us and gave us our final warning. She also handed me over a piece of paper with a competition on - a fight which could earn 100 a month for an entire year - tempting! "Can females enter this competition?" I asked. "I could do with the money!" "Of course" she said. We were now walking towards a bar. When I approached the bar, I saw a bunch of guys I used to go to school with - including a guy called Nick Flynn - who everyone was ripping the piss out of (but in an endearing way!) I waved my arm to try to catch the barman's attention, but he just blanked me. In the end, I walked to the side of the bar and got served by a different man - I ordered two WKD blues. Laura came over and wondered why I was drinking WKD blue and not something stronger. But when I turned around to explain that I didn't fancy getting drunk, she had gone. I walked back over to my table and put the piece of paper down to read. I then panicked that I had lost the book I had been reading, so I quickly headed back to the villa. In the hotel lobby, I spotted Michelle kegan and some guys were pointing and laughing at her funny toes. They were massive - three times as wide as they should be. Kirk Norcross was also there, he had funny toes too (also wider than the norm!) he was trying to chat me up as I was telling him that I had left my book on his bed. "Can I just go in and check?" I asked. He ignored me and continued to sweet-talk me. I ended up in another Celebrity couple's hotel room - Marvin and Rochelle Humes. I snuck into their room via the bathroom window, but then decided this was an invasion of their privacy and quickly crawled back out. In the bathroom, I rested in the basin for a while thinking about how badly I wanted my book back. Next scene; Phoebe's room was a mess - there was an overflowing free standing bath, in which I quickly stopped the taps from running in fear of flooding the entire room. I located all these things that had gone missing from my room. "What a magpie!" I sighed. She had stolen all my candles and trinkets. I went around collecting them all up. Next scene; I was at Kylie's house (that looked more like a basement) with a guy I didn't recognise, but he seemed nice enough. He was being very tactile - trying to kiss me and hug me all the time. It took me by surprise because I'm not used to that. We were trying to watch a DVD together but Kylie kept fussing about the cleaning. "I'll give you a hand!" I said. "NO! It's okay" she snapped. "I expected you to tidy up yesterday!" I crept back over to the sofa with my tail between my legs.