Lions, Tigers, and Bears WTF

Date: 4/10/2016

I was in a car with this girl and she asked if we wanted to "take a break" and go to a hotel to "do stuff." I started having sex with her (underwear still on) in a kind of bland, vintage-looking, hotel room, but I didn't really know what I was doing so I asked her. A few minutes into it she started singing really loudly, and then got up and left before we could finish. I followed her downstairs and we saw this person that looked like my history teacher. We said "Hi Mrs. Marr," but it wasn't her. Then we climbed a mountain and kept seeing this man in a car who asked us to answer questions about stuff, but when we got in his car he tried to lock us in so I ran away. He tried to poop on me from the top of the mountain to stop us, and a map randomly appeared showing where it landed (literally wtf). There were these colorful pixelated grains of something that moved around when you tilted the map. Back at a house, my family was trying to not let bears get into the house, but a baby one got in somehow and was running around. I was eating dinner and I heard the garage door open and wanted to lock the door because I thought it was that man again. Finally, I was at a restaurant with friends and I saw the man from the car again, who was now a women, asking if anyone else wanted to take the survey. I hid under a table so she wouldn't see me, but she found me and wasn't too mad. I vaguely remember also kissing Davi on the cheek because something bad almost happened to us.