my boyfriend is a chicken

Date: 12/9/2018

I don’t know where it starts but me, my dad, Brianna Haley, Natalie Haley, and my other family members are running from the police for something but it gets really cold and our vapes freeze and break but then it crosses over and we’re at my house and my dad has a bunch of baby chickens except they were ugly and quartered kinda (meaning all of their limbs and head was torn off their body). So we boiled them and they magically reattached into golden baby chickens until we get this one uncooked chicken that was already growing. We called someone because your chick isn’t supposed to grow while not attached. They had to sew the limbs together for the baby to have arms and legs and a head, but it Came back a little different. It was a teenage boy. We were automatically dating and he was really touchy. He’d grab onto my thighs and breasts and wouldn’t stop even though my dad or little brother would walk in. We kept dry humping and rubbing onto eachother and as soon as he was about to take his pants off, my classmates walk in and have this giant YouTube convention about Jenna Marbles. Apparently, she was kidnapped or ran away because the theme was that she was totally missing. I remember everyone laughing at a joke that was formed like “wheres my Saturday dinner, Jenna?” Like it was her catch phrase or something. Then I woke up.