Weird Presidential Debate

Date: 9/27/2016

I was watching the presidential debate between Hillary and Trump and let me tell you it was weird as hell. At first everything was going normally but then Hillary decided to lay down on the ground and take a nap or something so Trump walked over and kissed her like they were in a Disney movie, but apparently Hillary knew he would do that so she bit her lip hard enough for it to bleed, making Trump look like a vampire after he kissed her and everyone was laughing at him while Obama sprinted across the stage screaming OHHHHHH and acting wild in general. There were also these "sponsor women" or something but they kept showing the same one over and over again during the debate and every single time Trump would say "is that the one I'm married to?" and she would just sigh and make the crowd chant her name over and over again until he remembered her. After it was over everyone left the building which was apparently a Papa Murphy's pizza store the whole time. The parking lot had been turned into some kind of voting fair where people had booths showing who they were voting for. As I was looking around, I heard someone say "Bob you gotta vote for someone" so I turn around and see a booth covered with dead plants and a sign that said "bob is sad" in comic sans. Later I realized that it was time to go to work so I kinda just teleported over there and noticed that everyone had at least one minor cut or scratch on them and there were small drops of blood in random places around the store but everyone seemed super chill about it so I was like meh and started working. The first thing I had to do was clean a trash can so I got a Clorox wipe and started cleaning the top of it with my foot. I noticed that I wasn't really cleaning it more than I was turning it reddish orange so I was a bit confused until I looked down and noticed that my foot had been bare the whole time and had a cut on it so I pretty much bathed the trash can in my own blood. I got a bandaid for it but noticed that I had developed a mysterious rash on my face so I go and ask someone about it and they gave me some really long scientific name for it that I don't remember but it was probably some kind of non-existent STD that my subconscious made up.