Jeffree Star makes me wear a hat that says “cisgender” on it

Date: 10/9/2019

By pretzeling

I was at some sort of celebrity party where the main event was rowing around an ocean area in little rowboats. Kind of like Minecraft boats. You were supposed to row around and hop from boat to boat. Jeffree Star got offended at me because I missed his boat, which was pink and jewel encrusted. I was sad because I didn’t want to disappoint him. As party favors, he handed out these purple beanies that said “cisgender” on them which were supposed to be fashionable. I wore it because I wanted him to like me.