demon Hermaphrodite

Date: 12/27/2016

Alright. This one is weird. So, I was part of a clan of Demons, but there were some bad demons and good demons. I was part of the bad ones I think. We were planning on becoming stronger than ever by eating some rock. I ate one piece of the rock and gave the other piece to my master. A huge flash of light appeared, and we were powerful as fuck. We then killed Yoda, who was one of the good demons. Yes, Yoda, from Star Wars. Since our duties were done, I just started having fun with my Demon powers. I was like "... Huh... You know what? I want a Vagina". I instantly had a vagina and I started masturbating. I didn't feel any pleasure. My dick grew to badass sizes too. It even made a woman bleed. To death. MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!