Date: 1/20/2020
By TastesLikeWallpaper
I was leaving late for work, and as I was heading back up the walkway to lock the door and leave, this white teenager on a bike comes by and waits by the door. I meet him there, and he asks to speak to the house owner. I ignore his question (because my mom wasn't home) and ask what he wants. He tells me that he wants to know if I'd be interested in him making a bed frame, but out of paper. I told him we don't need a new bed, but I asked him if he had an Instagram because I was curious how it'd look. He gave me a pamphlet and wrote down his insta. As he was about to leave, three more people showed up. They were with some homeowner's thing, and they were there to inspect the house to see if our parents were properly providing for us. If they weren't, they were going to make us live in a pre-owned home. I said no, they can't come in for an inspection. It was was two white ladies in black guy who looked like my Uncle Marvin. The black guy walks in anyways and puts on makeup and a wig so he's now crossdressing, then starts rooting through our cabinets. I turn back to the ladies who were still at the door and told them to make him get out, but all they did was ignore me and peer inside our house. I close the door in their faces and went to the kitchen where the guy was. I told him to get out, and he ignored me and just muttered to himself while looking through our spices, so I called the cops on him. I was really stressed and overwhelmed about all the people and being late to work, so my voice sounded like I was about to cry as I talked to the dispatcher. The cops showed up in a few minutes in a bunch of black animal pound vans. There must have been 6 of them. They filled up our driveway. The guy (now back in his male clothes) tried to escape with the other two ladies, so I grabbed his jacket hoodie and held tightly on and made sure he got into the police car with me. Once seated inside, I relayed what happened to the officer. As was doing this, other officers got out of the vans and started taking out what appeared to be camping paraphernalia. Some had tents, some had logs of wood, others blankets, marshmellows, candy, popcorn, s'mores sticks, you name it. I watched in confusion as they started putting their equipment down on different areas of our lawn. The head officer (the one I was talking to) did not acknowledge their behavior, so I didn't bring it up.