Google Maps Route

Date: 8/21/2019

Google Maps takes me on a long weird route. I was on a three lane road. Somehow it narrowed down to a one-lane bridge. I thought, they must be really hurting for money if this is all they could build. Then, overlooking those rusty steel bridges, Maps told me to take a series of ziplines. I thought, there must be a better way. The ziplines become more like acrobat swings. I miss grabbing onto a bar with my legs. I thought about letting go and realized I'm not clipped in or anything, just straps in my armpits. I would have fallen to my death. But I thought, oh, I guess I'll go meet Jesus, and I think I'm ready for that. An attendant is helping me swing and grab onto the other side. Why is Google Maps taking me this way?