Stupidest dream 🙄

Date: 4/11/2019

By m3rbabe

I just started a new job a week ago. I woke up at 2:44 this morning, having to be up at 4pm. I didn’t give my last job any kind of notice before quitting because fuck them. Now that you have that backstory, in my dream, i was exhausted. So exhausted that instead of going to my new job, I went to my old job. All my old coworkers were there looking at me like deer in the headlights, asking me “uhhh what are you doing here?” And I freaked the fuck out. I’m looking at them like “oh my god i did not mean to come here!” So I’m trying to get the fuck out of the building and my old boss keeps appearing at every fucking exit, she’s either outside unloading her car or like on the phone but she never sees me, so I’m sliding around like a dog on hardwood trying to duck behind shit before she turns around. Not to mention I’m like an hour and some change late to my new job so I’m double freaking out. My alarm finally goes off at 4 and I’m looking around my dark ass room like “it was a fucking dream. How did i not tell myself that in the dream?🤔” had a whole ass headache and real life tired now 😂