Paul Simon Crack Larry David

Date: 8/30/2018

So I was hanging out with Larry David and I guess I was in one of his plays or shows and I had to practice my lines. I was in my house and Larry handed me some crack rocks and a big bud. I found a glass blue colored bowl and stuck the rocks on the bottom and packed the bud on top. I gave it a big ol hit and smoke went everywhere and it went down the halls to where my mother was and I was like well she knows that my sister smokes so she’s not going to care if I smoke. I was waiting for the hit to start bumping my chest and was checking my heartbeat. Larry came back and I told him I smoked the whole thing and he seemed surprised and was wondering how my practice was coming along. Then I was at the recent surprise Paul Simon concert at the lighthouse that I missed and I was by the fence outside the concert and their was a hold in the fence but all the caterers were using it to get in and out and Rachel goldberg was in charge of food running. I saw Paul playing Graceland and he was smiling and hugging everyone and the hill full of people was totally dark. Then I was in some sort of high school and I was on the football team and I was throwing passes back and forth to the whole crowd. Nick Jeockle was there and he passed it to me I passed it to some other people. Perfect spirals and catches on a lot of the throws but some fumbles here and there. Nothing unusual. I was in a hot tub with Alexis angstrom her boyfriend and their friend Eddie and her boyfriend turned into Justin Bieber and he was naked from the waist down and i just remember being really uncomfortable. I got out of the hot tub. That’s all I really remember from last night.