Date: 4/26/2019
By purostrider
I was at some beach with my bro and started playing volleyball with some random beachball we picked up at the beach. At one point he hit it too hard and the ball flew all the way to the shore, where people were playing in sea water. I went to retrieve the ball, which was deflated and underwater at this point. As I came up, I bumped into Adriana Lima. We were somehow super close like bf and gf, and I even asked her for a kiss on the mouth on the spot. She was flirty the hole time, and I believe my lips touched her upper lips for a brief second. Then next thing I knew, we were shopping at some mall doing silly things like trying to go in men’s restroom together because the women restroom line was too long. Then I woke up and hesitated writing this because my gf might one day read this and get mad because I dreamt about Adrima Lima (my childhood celeb crush) instead of her.