Pissing on ksi

Date: 3/11/2019

Ok so I was in London and I saw ksi but when I ran up to him his face was covered in chilli sauce ? So I got my pet monkey to lick it off for him but then he started crouching and shouting and I sat on him head and he started crying I accidentally pissed and then I woke up scared ksi would never sign my 1 direction hat