Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 7/11/2023
By incurableflame
I tried to befriend some corvids by holding out my arm and pointing to the side and hoping they will land on my finger. One crow landed on my head and I was happy about it until it started sticking its beak up into my left nostril and it hurt and I was like wtf and tried to push the bird away. Before that I dreamed I was playing football with classmates from school and agreed to be wearing a revealing top to distract other players with my boobs (which I called "knockers" in my dream). We still ended up losing but we all had so much fun and laughed until tears came out. There was also something about a Japanese girl idol who came out as a lesbian which was huge but then it was revealed she only did it to sell more concert tickets & merch. Also something about an English intellectual getting pissed off about how English history and "pride" is being erased. Like wtf do I care I'm Irish lol.