The Libertarian Running for Public Office

Date: 10/24/2022

Last night I had a dream that I was running for public office and there were so many things being said about the entirety of my life that were simply untrue or things that someone would know if those closest to me sold me out. There were things that only Family would know. Things that my Priest might have heard in the confessional (which would imply that either even he has a price, like Judas, or someone frim the media bugged it). The Ohio Republican Party also hated me, because I was what they call a “spoiler.” And because what I stood fore forced then to deliver on their promises, as far as freedom goes. The biggest scandal that made the media go nuts was when a young man made a big scary gun out of Legos and I painted it charcoal grey and posted a video of me holding it. Even some so-called “conservative” talk show hosts like ”Louder with Crowder” came at me saying how I should not have done it. There were so maby untruths and fabrication about me that I confronted the media. I have nothing to hide. I am an open book. If they wanted to know something about me, all they had to do was ask. And if I thought they were honest, I would tell them anything they wanted to know. And so I held a press conference with members of the media and all of these liars. I would answer every accusation with the truth. No question is off limits. Anything about my life that they think they know, I would answer. The only question I would not answer was who made that Lego gun. It was fun making the reporters and show hosts look like cowards. One reporter would keep interrupting me as I poked holes in hos previous claim. He was not interested in hearing the truth, so I called him out and threatened not to hear any more of his accusations if he kept it up. What these reporters and the public would find out is that I am weak and that I simply care about their freedom and what is honest and true. I am tired of the lies and tired of losing our freedom (not from foreign threat, but from tyrants voted in democratically).