ariana grande’s failed lesbian wedding

Date: 2/20/2019

By squidward

ariana grande was a lesbian. pete davidson was a girl and was planning to get married to ariana. she told my family in our living room that she was gonna propose to ariana. my moms boyfriend overheard and went to ariana and was talking loud af about what pete was gonna do. i went to my moms boyfriend and told him to stfu. i also specifically remember calling him a stupid cunt. he shut up and ariana walked in the room. pete was going on this huge speech about how in love they were. at that point, ariana was expecting to be proposed to. pete didn’t propose because she got too overwhelmed when my moms boyfriend was talking too much. ariana got upset when pete didn’t propose and she got pissed. she broke up with pete after that.