My dogs an a$$

Date: 6/9/2018

I just got a new girlfriend and we were super happy and about to celebrate a new music album my father (panic at the disco) released. My sister was drawing all over the walls when suddenly my girlfriend ran out of the house and I chased her past waterfalls and canyons. I asked her why she was making me run so much and she just said follow me. So I followed her eventually threw a busy street where lots of people honked at us on. I then saw a bunch of people I used to know in fourth grade walking past us when I saw my dog at the gas station. I immediately grabbed his collar and pulled him to the nail salon, that I recognized, right in front of us. My girlfriend said he ran off so she had to chase him and didn’t have time to speak. And then we realized we were entire hour away from home and had no leash or car. We couldn’t drag my dog by his collar or he would bite me, and we couldn’t pick him up or he would jump out are hands, let alone the fact it was a long walk (1 long). For some reason instead of asking for a drive home we went around asking if someone could buy us a leash or let us borrow one. Some very poor guy who was the dad of some kid I didn’t really know named Tal, was going to but he realized he couldn’t buy dinner if he didn’t. Eventually someone In the store offered us a drive home as my gross dog panted and ran around smug In the salon. We got home and everyone was happy to see us, and we celebrated the new album.