Soccer

Date: 12/5/2018

I was in elementary school again and playing on a youth soccer team. I tried to score a goal from the right wing but was offside. Then I had to throw the ball in a few times and each time I tried it only went about two feet. Later, we transitioned from playing outdoors on grass to indoors in a grocery and/or pet store. I was playing right wing again and the ball (now like dog toy sized) landed in a pet’s water bowl. I kicked the whole bowl into the goal and claimed passionately that “it counted.” I never found out if the ref agreed.