Accidentally kills crime boss, his wife is understandably upset

Date: 1/15/2023

Had to knock out and kidnap some crime boss/mob boss for whatever reason. Lure him to my nerd friend’s house and they are having a nice chat on the couch. I sneak in through the window behind him, which he obviously hears. When he turns around to look at me, my friend comically bonks him in the head with a large pole (lance? umbrella?). He loses consciousness. Cut to cinematic scene of me driving his wife across the country. She’s sticking the top half of her body out of the sunroof. She looks like Jennifer Coolidge. Her blonde curls are billowing in the wind and she’s holding on to her floppy hat with one hand while sobbing loudly and dramatically. “Goodbye My Lover” by James Blunt is playing.