iPhone X and projectile vomiting

Date: 1/30/2018

I forgot who it was that was with me but we were in a really disgusting van with like mold growing in the back and then my dad who was driving the van around gave me a shattered iPhone X which is pretty cool i guess except it was shattered and he gave me a screen protector to put over it but it was already shattered. I was annoyed because he kept telling me to put the screen protector on in the car even though it was dirty and cracked and then we drove to this lake where the girl we were with projectile vomited EVERYWHERE. like it was wayyy more vomit than any normal person should have. And it wasn’t normal vomit either. It was pure white like milky vomit. And i lost my old phone (which i liked better than the new iPhone X) when she vomited and then i had to search in the mold and vomit van and look for my phone.