Welp, my dick fell off.

Date: 3/16/2018

It's early morning and my dick has come off. balls too, but it's like it happened a while ago or whilst I was asleep cus there's no scars or wounds. I hold my dick in my hands and think how embarrassing this is, but there's no pain so I start watching some TV. After about an hour I decide to call an ambulance and start considering a life without a pp.