Date: 10/14/2016
By lprater1
I was Keanu Reeves and I was rescuing my girlfriend holding her in my arms as I super jumped my way to my secret jungle mansion that looked a lot like the 1990s Power Ranger secret base. I remember seeing the jungle from high above as I jumped. I remember thinking I needed to clean up the yard when we landed at the house. Inside the house was a big bonus room with high ceilings. My sister and her friend rode a tire swing in the bonus room. I caught the tire and brought them to a stop when their swinging got too high and started to scare them. Then men with machine guns broke in the house through a room filled with new appliances wrapped in plastic and I let down a retractable metal door (like the ones city bodega owners use to close up their businesses) between us and them to keep the gun men out. I don't remember more.