office bugs

Date: 10/8/2016

By Shaitan

1. I'm working at an office that I need to close but I have that last hour stretch. Pumpkin comes and is sitting in a chair as I work, cleaning I think. there's a fat spider I squish it. Pumpkin starts jacking off. But the walls are Windows and people are walking by so he has to stop. I get a call from my boss (dre) saying there's gonna be traffic a bunch of houses were destroyed, they crumbled off the side of the cliff and are now in the free way. I thank him for letting me know. Then a little frog bug starts shuffling down the tile. It knows I'm gonna kill it and the starts rolling around. I second guess it because it so big, but I grab pencil and poke through its skin anyway. It just becomes a shell that I'm pretty reluctant to pick up. 2. This beautiful lady walks into the national city store,she has a baby and a husband, she's asking if we have a bathroom to change the baby, I have to tell her no but she can change her on a pack and play, it was kind awkward. 3. I found one of the fold out soccer benches, it was red and had 4 seats . I wanted to use it as an outside bench.