Spy Training in Outerspace

Date: 12/28/2017

I dreamt that I was part of a group of recruits training to be part of a spy organization (just watched both Kingsmen movies). It was me, and two other young people; a very serious stern blonde lady who was a bit taller than me and kept her hair in a tight ponytail, and a dude who don’t really remember the details of. I’m pretty sure he had a short faux hawk style hairstyle going on. Our training took place on a ship deep in outer space. We had to fly there in these pod things, I think? Or we just flew maybe. I just know I wasn’t in control of it, and sometimes I was sitting in a chair. It was like that goop they use to space travel in Galaxy Quest, but from my point of view it was like using the Galaxy Map in Mass Effect Andromeda. I would zoom through the cosmos with plants and stars and other random stuff flying by me, and zoom close to the spaceship or planet I needed to get to. Our trainer looked like any military drill sergeant, wearing fatigues and sporting a white crew cut. He screamed at us like a drill sergeant, but I don’t remember actually hearing anything. The spy training was doing actual missions and doing drills in certain crazy situations. The spy training took turns with me zooming around in space. One training session, we were on a different spaceship having a space shoot out with other humans while the ship was falling apart around us. Everyone was in skin tight space armor and using laser beam pistol things. I only remember a sliding door opening directly out into space because that side of the ship was just gone. No one was wearing helmets or anything, so I guess oxygen and the vacuum of space didn’t matter. The door slid open and began to close again, so I kicked the guy I was fighting with through it. He managed to grab the side of the door before it closed and he was holding on with it closed on his back. He continued to try to shoot me with his sci-fi pistol, and I rushed over and pistol whipped him out into space with my own. The next session took place on an ocean on a huge freighter ship thing. The ocean was on another planet than Earth. It was stormy and the waves were huge and violent. The ship was sinking and the three of us recruits had to dive into the ocean to do something. We tied bungee cords around our waists and dived in. The drill sergeant was screaming at us the whole time. Once in the water though, the uptight blonde girl had a problem with her bungee cord. Suddenly, we were all up in the calm, sterile spaceship again and the drill sergeant was telling us to all go home because we all failed. The other two accepted this with no argument, but I was like “what?! We didn’t train all this time just to be kicked out over one mess up!! Is this some kind of test?!” but the sergeant was like “if this were a test, you would be doing a piss poor job of obeying your superior right now!” So, I shut up and left with the other two. I really felt like the situation must be a stupid test of some kind and I was super confused as to why Blondies broken bungee cord caused us all to fail. We could have worked around it, but he just shut it down before we could complete the mission! Angrily, I zipped back to Earth, dwelling about all this, sitting in an airplane chair this time. I warped so fast I couldn’t see anything except a tunnel of light all around me. Suddenly, the tunnel stopped and I seemed to burst through some kind of barrier. I knew I must be in another galaxy. I floated through this galaxy seeing stars and planet nearby, but also massive clockwork objects floating around. They just looked like chunks of clothes; just gears, and that bronze/copper colored metal, and dark wood. Then I think I woke up and fell back asleep. I had an entirely different dream, but it retained the same epic-feeling as this one. I was a passenger on a small airplane. Everything still kind seemed old fashioned, like the steampunk stuff that was going on before. I was sitting next to the window of the plane, propping my head up on my elbow using the windowsill. I think I was annoyed with someone. The plane landed and I was traveling more by car. I think my boyfriend Ethan was there, driving us. But then I entered a small town by the ocean and was alone again. Driving the car myself but in third person like in Grand Theft Auto, looking down at the car from above like a videogame. I was on the phone with someone, and they told me to just find a place to stay for the night. I pulled into the first Inn looking place I saw called The Stephanie. The parking lot was empty and the windows were all dark, but I parked the car and went up to the doors. They were unlocked, so I went in. I heard a guy go “oh!” as I walked in and saw a older plump man sitting at a small table in the lobby. I instantly knew he was the owner, or at least the person I needed to talk to for a room. Then I was in a bar area of the inn. It was crowded with people. I was waiting for Ethan to show up at the hotel, I think. There was a guy behind a counter, but everyone else was just going into the back area and just grabbing whatever they wanted without speaking to him. I guess he was just there to take payment. I went back and tried to find a drink, but everything looked strange and unappealing. All the beer looked offbrand or crappy malt beer. It felt like I was looking for a drink for forever until finally I saw a Pyramid Outburst on the counter and just thought “I guess I’ll just go classic!” and grabbed it. Instead of a typical beer bottle, it was in woman shaped bottle with a wide top. It was sealed with aluminum plastic stuff, like it was cream cheese or something. I looked at the strange design as I found a table to sit at in the bar. I opened it and sipped the beer and suddenly Ethan was with me and he also had a freshly poured pint of dark beer in his hands. I thought “what! Where did he get that!?” And that’s all I remember.