camping, shitty sex ed

Date: 8/1/2020

in my dream, covid had gotten a lot worse. it was like the black plague. my parents decided to take the family camping at its worst. i couldn't get in to the building where the bathrooms were but i also couldn't go anywhere in front of me because people were piled on top of each other on the ground, dying, so i just fell asleep on the steps of the building. when i woke up, everyone who had been piled there was dead and rotting and i had to push past them. the bathrooms always had piss all over them and it was hard to use them because they were always crowded. my mom decided to let us camp in this giant tent instead that was basically a house. it had a chandelier and she had one of those victorian paper fans. there was this carousel looking thing but it just had giant black paper fans and my dad was yelling at us to be careful with them. then i was in this doctor's office and like a sex ed lecture was required as part of the check up. i saw the word 'pornography' on the screen and knew in my gut that it was going to be anti-porn. this wasn't school and they couldn't really do much if i picked a fight so i said "this is bullshit" and a nurse pointed at me and was like "that is inappropriate" so i said "but it is. i should be able to watch porn and still be in a healthy relationship" and the other nurse said "look, just answer the questions on the sheet". i wrote my name in the wrong place on purpose but she made me fix it