just straight up murdered somebody

Date: 7/7/2019

i was with my 2 best friends idk where we were exactly but there was this one really annoying guy and one of my friends said one of us should get a manicure with poison in the nail polish and have him lick it? so i was the one to do it and he licked it and died like collapsed on the street and like 3 other people collapsed too, and i literally pulled out my phone to make a tiktok to “another one bites the dust” when a POLICE OFFICER approached me and basically said they knew it was me cuz i asked for poison in my manicure earlier that day and i was gonna be arrested and i was looking back and forth between my friends hoping somehow one of them would save me and i realized there was nothing anyone could do and i was going to JAIL for YEARS and my parents were gonna be soooo mad at me and then i woke up